
Congrats on your fast car, douchebag. I watched you speed past me at 75mph on Broadway and I was impressed at how quickly you were able to convince the world that you are a prick. I especially liked the part where you swerved on to the median to avoid (while honking at) the disabled veteran in the Crown Vic who couldn't have possibly seen you coming.
My only hope is that you kill yourself before one of my loved ones or any other innocent.
I hope you separated your tires, asshole!
